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joeyclaire:

joeyclaire:

joeyclaire:

hermey the elf was transgender

female elves:

  • blond hair and small noses
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male elves:

  • no hair and big noses
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hermey:

  • blond hair and small nose
  • is a trans man
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you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I’ve been on a White People Expedition Diary kick recently. I see why Lovecraft was fucking obsessed with this as a framing device, they are insanely compelling.

July 17th, 1884: “Food supplies are low. The Dutchman has eaten so many dog livers that he is now hallucinating from vitamin A poisoning, which is a thing that can happen apparently.”

July 18: “We kicked that faggy Austrian botanist into a ravine. Lmao. Had a lovely bath.”

July 19th 1884: “The Dutchman has been confined to the sled. We have sacrificed our belts to restrain his movements, lest we lose another Austrian to his Poop Madness.”

July 20th 1884: “The men are demanding I leave behind my bathtub. I will not.”

argumate:

tuxedosaiyan:

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or, maybe, 99 of them 🤔

furryfag:

i cant find the original post anywhere so. me gustas tu tuesday